I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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