thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Randomize
