So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
third nipple confirmed
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Randomize
