He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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