A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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