is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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