I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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