You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
