you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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