Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
where am i from again
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
handjob tips. give me some.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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