I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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