The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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