He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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