dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
be right there i have to get my cape
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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