Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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