I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You are the jesus of drinking
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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