Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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