But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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