It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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