i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Please don't give away my fajitas
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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