did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize