if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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