so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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