You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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