ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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