I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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