you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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