Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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