So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
that may or may not have been my penis.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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