I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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