hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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