Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
