super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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