i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Naked Twister starts at high noon
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize