The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize
