I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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