On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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