how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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