I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I see more hoeing in ur future
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