it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
