party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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