her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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