I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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