I think I just saw someone hide a body.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
its not stalking. its research.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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