Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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