No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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