I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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