butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
We are two peas in an std pod
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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