This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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