The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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