ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
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