like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
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