I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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